sweet-bitsy:

lampsarepeopletoo:

punsicle:

hurdygurdygirl:

This is how I’d play chess

I HAVE NEVER LOVED A VIDEO SO DEARLY

HOLY SH*T

Isn’t this how everyone plays

stammsternenstaub:

-moonshine-:

w-hitenights:

umustbnedstarksbastard:

grimmys:

sfmoma:

SUBMISSION:

This is my 89-year-old landlady lip-syncing her favorite song.

i’ve never seen something so delightful in my whole life

everyone needs to watch this

aw

MY HEART

L.

psdo:

dreadfully-boring:

tearstainedashes:

thefancyphillip:

mystsaphyr:

snerpahsnerr:

2olluxii2liife:

peterbec:

A woman discovers her boyfriend’s terrible laundry secret

i

wasn’t expecting that

IT’S BACK.

IT’S BACK IT’S BACK

BEST EVER

I’M SO DONE

What…

What the actual fuck did I just watch?

I’m not sure what I was expecting

Oh thank god, I thought this had been lost in the bowels of the internet forever.

WATCH.

hobbitdragon:

oh my god catsssssss <3 I laughed until my face hurt

bookworm-ninja:

betachan:

filthytricksyhobbitses:

ladyintheattic:

peppermintwinds:

senbo-sencho:

emimichelle:

lidlesseye:

freakingpotter:

H O W ?!

Holy shit

I keep trying to think of a good comment for this but I’m speechless, really.

My god.

there are no words

wow dang dangle

how

how

HOW

how in the fookin feck

coelasquid:

bombsfall:

A quick editorial cartoon about the intersection of self-pity, entitlement, rape, territoriality, misogyny and fear of women. You see it all over the place online in the form of Men’s Rights Activists (of whom there are a few reasonable non-misogynists), Men Going Their Own Way, Pick Up Artists, and dudes touting the “Red Pill”, because The Matrix is a good movie. Look any of these up if you have the stomach for it. These are extreme examples, but watered-down forms of these ideas are everywhere.

In lurking their blogs and youtube channels for a while, I’ve noticed that beyond the standard patriarchal chauvinism there is this deep fear of women - what they will do to me, how they will reject me, how they will use me, how they are changing society in a way that does not favor me, how they are making men into something I don’t like, how they are making themselves into something I don’t like, that they won’t give me what I want, and that they won’t give me what I think is rightfully mine. This goes beyond fear of feminism- this is fear of women at its purest. And that, to quote a puppet, leads to anger and hate. It’s sad.

I am a feminist. I think there’s enough ice cream to go around, but it does mean those of us with 3 scoops might have to give one or two up. Also, The Matrix is a fun movie but probably not anything you should be basing a philosophy on.

Man I just watched this thing like six times in a row, even beyond the message it’s still pretty technically impressive, great timing, editing, use of music and sound effects, it’s a pretty well executed little clip.

all of this, yes yes yes

dailyfrenchie:

Here is a rolly polly japanese frenchie pup stealing a slipper.

hgfhgfNOOOOOOO ;n;

squidparfait:

awww ;m;

stuff i needed today

dwam:

69shadesofgayy:

You wanna be Peter Pan. You wanna be that fairy-dusted disaster that conquers Hook and slays pirates, because… that’s what strong boys do. But they gave you a dress. And a name to match. And a lot of pink stuff you’d never play with. You loved action figures just as much a dolls. Yeah, you love dolls, don’t lie.

You don’t walk like a lady though. You flunked ballet class. “You can’t go, it’s boys only”. “Don’t wear swimming trunks, wear a bathing suit. You’re too old to be a tomboy, grow up”. You can’t fly. You never will. Even days when you’re wearing the perfect clothes, people will stare and say, “Is that a girl or a boy?” And you smile to yourself, because today maybe you might just pass.

But then you see their eyes register no facial hair, no knot in your throat, no bulge in your pants. They say it again, louder, tauntingly, 

“Is that a girl or a boy ?” This time they know the answer and they just want to see you squirm. 

And you do. 

And they snicker. 

And give you that look that says : “you aren’t human here.”

You’re stuck with the body you’ve got and the gender you don’t. There’s no fairy dust, no flying away, no childhood dream. So you’re doing the best you can, you rock your indecisive parts proudly. But there are days when you can be shattered by a quick tongue. Days when men argue about the lines on your body and then one says, “It’s got tits.”

IT.

Because you’re not worthy of any other title.

Days when girls will hate you for what you are, whatever you are. “You aren’t human here”.

But I’ve got tits. So on that day when he said to me, “I don’t care if you’re gay, I’ll still fuck the shit outta you,” I shoulda been willing, right?

But I wasn’t. So I walked faster trying to escape his leering face, the look of malice in his eyes that I’ve seen in so many other men. “I’ll fuck you straight, girl.”

I don’t know how much of a girl I am, but at that moment I wished I had the knuckle strength of men, but I don’t. So I left my pride in this throat. I will try to glue myself back together for tomorrow because there are always gonna be days like this. Days where you have to carry your somber heart like a coffin. Days when you pass, until you slip and let your words fall from your mouth carried by a feminine voice and they know again. Know that you’re not a “him” or a “her,” but something in between. Not human to them. What an abomination ! What a monster ! Why can’t you be normal with your dress, your boyfriend, your virginity ? They wanna paint you the color of smashed hymens. They want you to know that they think you will always be soft like a woman, naked. You will always have the parts of a woman. You, it, with your tell-tale breasts, you will never be one of those strong boys. You are far from Peter Pan, but learn to hold your back like a flagpole. It’s all you’ve got out there.

There’s no Neverland.”

“IT” performed by Kavindu “Kavi” Ade. 

There are no words for the emotions that this video causes. 

Forever reblog

read this on my dash w/o video ten minutes ago, then scrolled down and saw video. cried.

ejacutastic:

fuckskinnyletsgetfit:

Advertising’s image of women. Watch this and get your mind blown. 

watch the full documentary here!

director wolfdog is the best at doing business. look at him do business. with the human words coming out. yes.

hobbitdragon:

the-tardis-gets-wifi:

fursasaida:

the-cinnamon-peelers-wife:

mochente:

Hari Kondabolu tells a feminist dick joke.

Fuck. Yes.

So I thought I should let everyone know that I’m in love, no big deal.

i said i love you a few times during the video nbd

I don’t know what to do with all my passionate feelings after watching this

h2wong:

harpeaux:

theblackparrot:

sacrificially:

ok

he’s using two now?

i’m done.

so done.

This is a delicious mix.

Still want. 

yes. yesyesyesyes.

every dog’s guide to complete home safety (1986)

i grew up with this cartoon omggggg

sealprinceling:

thefrogman:

“Hamlet the Mini Pig Goes Down the Stairs” - Courtesy of Jack Donaghy.

probably have reblogged this before but I fucking love this video. SO CUTE. WORTH MENTIONING that this is a baby mini pigs and adult mini pigs are still pretty BIG. 8P they don’t stay this little forever. Pigs are still supposed to be pretty awesome pets though.